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Safe Swear Machine

 

Author: nsherm

Date: 19/07/2007

Place of Conception: The Old Lane

 

Ever been in the pub and found that bloke at the bar really annoying ?  Ever wanted to tell him what you really think of him ?  But been a bit put off as hes a lot bigger than you ?  Well now you can shout your mouth off at him, safe in the knowledge he wont hear a thing!

The Safe Swear Machine, is a discrete wearable device that when switched on will produce the exact opposite sound waves that come out of your mouth thus canceling out any noise you make!!

Thats right no matter what you say nothing will be heard!

So give him a piece of your mind, and tell him what a t*sser you think he really is!

The portable design also make it ideal for those situations on the footie pitch, when you think the referee may have slightly misjudged the situation.

So pick one up today, and swear with confidence.


 

 

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