Fart Freshener

 

Author: mark

Date: 19/07/2007

Place of Conception: The Old Lane

 

Ever been in that embarrassing situation? You know the one where your chatting up that stunner at the bar, your just making progress and your about to get lucky? Then all of a sudden the gas from the beer youve been drinking starts building up. You need to slip out a quiet one but what if you offend her with your obtrusive odor?

Fear not my friends for the Fart Freshener patches are here to save your embarrassment!

Simple to fit, the patch fits onto the inside of your under crackers. As you drop one the patch absorbs the stench and converts it into the smell of fresh rose petals! The patches are available in scents to suit every nasal preference such as lavender musk and autumn rain to name but 2!

So buy new Fart Fresheners today and Trump with Confidence!

 

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